“You’ll be pleased to know this is the last time I’m hosting the Golden Globe Awards,” Ricky Gervais said Sunday. “I don’t care anymore. I never did.”
It was not supposed to go like that at the Golden Globes last night, not by a country mile. Liberal comedian Ricky Gervais, known for his biting humor, was just supposed to say some funny things about the rich and famous, do his bit and go home. Instead, Ricky Gervais, who is a Liberal, took at at the Hollywood elites and shot them with both barrels. Repeatedly. He made jokes about Apple's Chinese sweatshops that produce their products, he referenced the pervasive pedophile culture, and blasted the rich and out of touch A-Listers for being rich and out of touch.
"Therefore judge nothing before the time, until the Lord come, who both will bring to light the hidden things of darkness, and will make manifest the counsels of the hearts: and then shall every man have praise of God." 1 Corinthians 4:5 (KJV)
When I got saved 29 years ago, I was an up-and-coming Hollywood actor with dreams of stardom, and I was making great progress towards that goal when the Lord Jesus Christ stepped in and
changed my direction as well as my eternity. Best day of my life. So I can tell you from a first-hand perspective that every bad thing you hear about Hollywood is all true, and it's much worse than what you have heard. Hollywood is so ridden with all manner of sexual perversion, addictions, lust and greed that it almost qualifies as a modern day Babylon. Kudos for Ricky Gervais for torching the whole thing last night. Your career is finished, but you went out with a bang.
The reaction to Ricky Gervais opening monologue at the Golden Globes on Sunday night? It was a killer.
FROM THE WASHINGTON POST: Ricky Gervais, hosting for the fifth time, repeatedly assured the audience he didn’t care about their gasps and shocked reactions to his most controversial jokes — after all, he said, it’s his last time hosting.
“Let’s have a laugh at your expense, shall we? Remember, they’re just jokes,” he advised the famous members of the audience. “We’re all gonna die soon, and there’s no sequel.”
Here are some of the most scathing lines — except for the vulgar digs about James Corden and Judi Dench as he skewered the disastrous “Cats,” which we aren’t allowed to repeat because this is a family newspaper.
Hollywood Pedophiles
“In this room are some of the most important TV and film executives in the world, people from every background. But they all have one thing in common: They’re all terrified of Ronan Farrow. He’s coming for you. He’s coming for you. Look, talking to all you perverts, it was a big year for pedophile movies. ‘Surviving R. Kelly.’ ‘Leaving Neverland.’ ‘The Two Popes.’ ”
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Hollywood Hypocrisy
“Apple roared into the TV game
with ‘The Morning Show,’ a superb drama about the importance of dignity and doing the right thing — made by a company that runs sweatshops in China. You say you’re woke, but the companies you work for, I mean, unbelievable: Apple, Amazon, Disney. If ISIS started a streaming service, you’d call your agent, wouldn’t you? So if you do win an award tonight, don’t use it as a platform to make a political speech, right? You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg. So if you win, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent and your God, and
[bleep].”
Jeffrey Epstein
“No one cares about movies anymore, no one goes to the cinema, no one really watches network TV. Everyone’s watching Netflix. This show should just be me coming out going, ‘Well done Netflix, you win everything, good night.’ But no, we’ve got to drag it out three hours. You could binge watch the entire first season of
‘After Life’ instead of watching this show. That’s a show about a man who wants to kill himself because his wife dies of cancer — and it’s still more fun than this. Spoiler alert, Season 2 is on the way, so in the end, he obviously didn’t kill himself — just like Jeffrey Epstein.
(gasps) Shut up! I know he’s your friend, but I don’t care. You had to make your own way here on your own plane, didn’t you?”
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